I'm Ready for Oligarchy
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I'm Ready for Oligarchy

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I'm Ready for OligarchyWhen your friends start going on about how they're going to vote for Hillary Clinton this coming election, you can wear your shirt and explain how big of a free speech support she is when you tell them how she tried to ban this shirt. Less than 6 months after defeating the NSA and DHS in a federal free speech case, Hillary's Super PAC issued cease and desists for this parody we made when news came out that there was a good chance that Jeb Bush and

When your friends start going on about how they're going to vote for Hillary Clinton this coming election, you can wear your shirt and explain how big of a free speech support she is when you tell them how she tried to ban this shirt.

Less than 6 months after defeating the NSA and DHS in a federal free speech case, Hillary's Super PAC issued cease and desists for this parody we made when news came out that there was a good chance that Jeb Bush and Hillary would be running for president. All hell broke loose. Needless to say, when we threatened to take Hillary PAC to court to defend their insane attack on free speech and parody, they backed down about 10 minutes before the deadline. So forevermore we'll look at this shirt as a token of victory against political bullies. And no, we're not ready for oligarchy, even if we're already in one.

Enjoy the feel of 100% fine jersey cotton against your skin. This unisex shirt is ringspun. It’s medium weight and has a contemporary, but true-to-size fit. 

  • Fine ringspun cotton jersey
  • Modern cut - size one up for a looser fit
  • Double stitched
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
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Crystal S Chavous
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great quality nice fit
This turtle neck fit me just right I ordered a S I’m 5’11 207 lbs and it fit me perfect a nice slim fit. The neck wasn’t loose and the sleeves were long enough! The material was great nice and warm. It is a slim fit turtle neck and the quality of the fabric was great.
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Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
I wish it feels more cottom like
Size: Large, Color: A-black
The value is good, good product overall
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Carnegie, US
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Men turtleneck
Size: Medium, Color: A-black
its soft, warm fabric, true-to-size fit, would suggest sizing up for person with muscles to avoid too tightly of a fit.🥰
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Turtle-Turtle!
Size: X-Large, Color: A-black
Fits well, wears well, and holds up well in the washer/dryer. This is a nice product and has not stretched, faded or shrank. The neck part of this turtle comes up to just under the chin (folded over) and stays snugly in place when pulled over the head. The slim fit is nice for me, but may not work with beefier bodies. Arms are not baggy but fit well. Sleeves are snug on the wrist. It keeps you warm but is not bulky. Fits nicely under sport coats, outer jackets, and warm up suit jackets. I'm very satisfied with this turtle and recommend it.
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