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Bernie Is My Comrade TowelWith the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at. This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger wagging nitpicking
With the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at.This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger-wagging nitpicking partisan to hilariously instruct upon the proper definition of socialism while everyone within a five foot radius rolls their eyes in aversion.
Update: Apparently The Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign wasn't Feeling this Bern, and has furnished us with a rather silly cease and desist. Learn more here.
Stories on the Bernie Shirt fuss in the news: The Daily Beast, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, Reason, American Bar Association Journal
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
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★★★★★ 4
Healthy treat!!
Size: 14 Ounce (Pack of 1)
My little Yorkie loves these! A healthy treat that's not messy and keeps him busy.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dogs love these
Size: 2 Pound (Pack of 1)
My dogs love these. Kind of like a potato strip. A simple dried but slightly chewy strip. Will buy again.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best dog snack around.
These are my dog’s favorite snacks in the world. They are fresh, healthy, and the dog thinks she’s getting a naughty snack because they’re sweet! 😆
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good treats
Dogs love these! We have Chihuahuas and have to cut these in half for them as a while one is too large.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Healthy, Slightly Soft/Chewy Treat!
VERY pleased to have found these! Wanted something to offer Mookie as a "special treat" (a step up from Milkbones, but NOT long-lasting) that was healthy and easily digestible. He wasn't sure what to make of them at first... they're fairly soft and a little chewy, and they just smell like FRESH sweet potatoes -- not any fake meat or seasoning.
Once he started chewing, however, he got very excited about the new treat, and now when he hears the bag being handled/opened, he comes running and does his little happy dance! We'll be keeping these on hand because the quality and reasonable price - combined with the LACK of tummy distress and his enjoyment - make this a "go-to" special reward.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2026
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